Dancing Amazons

by Larisa

 

DISCLAIMER: YADA YADA YADA, NOPE THEY AINíT MINE, YOU GUYS KNOW WHO THEY BELONG TO.

SEX: OOOOHHHH YEEEAAAHHH, AND LOTS OF IT. SO IF YOUR NOT OLD ENOUGH GO AWAY! OR IT OFFENDS YOU GO FAR AWAY!

VIOLENCE: NOT REALLY JUST THE WP MAKING THOSE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS.

FOR THE REST: THIS IS A FIGMENT OF MY DEMENTIA, ANY COMPLAINTS, BELLY ACHING, WHINNING, SARCASIM, UFO SIGHTINGS, EPONIN SIGHTINGS, PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, STRANGE ANIMAL ACTS, SPARE CHANGE OR WHAT EVER ELSE PLEASE E-MAIL HECATE3366@AOL.COM SHE HAS NO LIFE AND IS ALWAYS BORED STUPID. THANKS LARISA


IT WAS THE MORNING AFTER THE TEA AND BROWNIES WHEN A POUNDING ON THEIR DOOR WOKE THE TALL BROODING NOW PISSED OFF WARRIOR AND HER LITTLE QUEEN. HATING TO GET UP FROM THE COMFORT OF THE SOFT FEATHER BED AND THE WARMTH OF HER CLINGING LOVER, XENA GRABBED A SHEET OFF THE FLOOR, FLINGING OPEN THE DOOR SHE LEVELED FLINTY BLUE EYES ON. "XENA! IíM GLAD I FOUND YOU, BUT THEN ITíS NOT THAT HARD FOR A WARRIOR LIKE ME, YOU KNOW WITH MY EXPERTISE IN TRACKING. SLAAAAAM!!! CRAWLING BACK IN BED SHE CURLED UP WITH BRIE. ONE GREEN EYE OPENED AT THE FEEL OFF COLD FEET AGAINST HER LEGS. "XE, I THINK YOU JUST GAVE ME FROSTBITE!" BANG!BANG!BANG! XENA PULLED THE BLANKETS UP OVER HER HEAD TRYING TO HIDE FROM THE BANGING DOOR. "XE, SOMEONES AT THE DOOR, YOU GONNA GET IT?" PULLING THE PILLOW ON TOP OF HER HEAD SHE ANSWERED. "NOPE" BANG!BANG!BANG! "FOR THE LOVE OF CEREBUS!" BRIE MUMBLED. "WHO THE HADES IS IT!" SHE YELLED. "JOXER THE MIGHTY, EXPERT AT GEOGRAPHY, WITH HIS LITTLE SIDEKICK. AHHHHHHHH!! A VERY IRRITATED BLONDE CAME BUSTING THREW THE DOOR. "GABBY, IíM SO GLAD TO SEE YOU!" LOOKING DOWN HE GOT THAT STUPID GRIN ON HIS FACE. "ALL OF YOU, BOY GABBY YOUR MOTIVATORS ARE OWOWOWOW, LET GO MY NOSE! JEEZ WHAT A WELCOME I GET AFTER ALL THIS TIME!"

"NOT LONG ENGOUGH FOR ME!" TURNING BACK TO THE ROOM SHE PICKED UP XENAíS SHIFT AND PUT IT ON, SITTING ON THE BED SHE GLARED AT HIM. "WHAT DO YOU WANT JOXER?"

"I JUST CAME FROM POTATOHEAD, IT SEEMS THAT A BUNCH OF WOMEN HAVE COME UP MISSING.

XENA SAT UP, SWINGING ONE LEG AROUND BRIE SHE PULLED HER BACK AGAINST HER, WRAPPING HER ARMS AROUND HER WAIST FOR COMFORT. "ALRIGHT JOXER, WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?"

4 DAYS AGO, THEY WERE HEADING SOUTH OUT OF TOWN WITH WAGONS."

XENA PULLED A TREMBLING BARD CLOSER. "OK, ANYBODY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THESE GUYS JOXER?"

"WEEELLL, WHAT IíVE HEARD IS THEY HAVE THIS PLACE WHERE THE WOMEN ARE AAHHH!"

"OH GODS XE, WE GOTTA GO GET THEM BACK!"

"JOXER GO DOWN STAIRS WEíLL MEET YOU THERE. SO MUCH FOR OUR VACATION." GRRRRR. "WANNA FLIP A DINAR TO SEE WHO GETS TO WAKE UP EPH AN PONI?"

BRIE SCROUNGED THROUGH HER BAG PULLING OUT A DINAR, FLIPPING IT IN THE AIR SHE CAUGHT IT A FEW TIMES.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING BRIE?"

"JUST A LITTLE PRACTICE, YA KNOW I ALWAYS LOSE, SOOO THIS TIME I TAKE HEADS, PLUS ITíS MY COIN."

XE HAD THIS FUNNY FEELING ABOUT THE COIN NOT TO MENTION BRIE WAS GRINNING AT HER LIKE A MANIAC TO ADD TO HER SUSPISIONS.

"LET ME SEE THAT!" TAKING THE COIN SHE FLIPPED IT OVER IN HER HAND, THEN GAVE IT BACK. "OK YOU GOT HEADS, YOU WIN I GO BEAT UP 2 AMAZONS, I WIN YOU GO GET BEAT UP BY 2 AMAZONS."

"THATS FUNNY, READY?" SHE FLIPPED THE COIN HIGH OVER HER HEAD AND TO THE REAR OF HERSELF, SPINNING SHE GRABBED IT, THEN TURNED TO XE. "OK, HEADS I WIN, TAILS, YOU GET YOURS KICKED BY PONI!" CLOSING ONE EYE SHE PEAKED UNDER HER HAND, SMILING WITH ENOUGH TEETH TO BLIND XE SHE SHOWED THE COIN FACING HEADS UP. "YES YES YESSSSS, I WIN, NANA NANA NAAANA!"

"HERAíS SAGGY TITS!" COVERING HER FACE XE GROANED. "OK, YOU GET US PACKED UP, IíLL GO KICK ASS!"

BRIE GRINNED AT HERSELF. "THANKS SALMONEOUS, YOUR TWO HEADED COIN SURE COMES IN HANDY, SLICK DIDNíT CATCH ME SWITCHING THEM AGAIN."

XE LEFT THEIR ROOM FORGETTING SHE WAS STILL IN THE BUFF SHE STOOD IN THE HALL POUNDING ON EPH AND PONIíS DOOR, THE PATRON ACROSS THE HALL FLUNG OPEN HIS DOOR. "WHAT IN HADES ARE YOU POU...." HIS EYES BUGGED AT THE SITE OF HER. "WHAT A WOOO.." FLINTY EYES SETTLED ON HIM. "PROBLEM?" SLAMMMM... "I JUST LOVE THE SOUND OF SLAMMING DOORS!" TIRED OF POUNDING ON THEIR DOOR SHE KICKED IT IN, FINDING THEM STREWN ACROSS THE BED IN UNHUMAN LIKE POSITIONS SHE LIFTED UP EACH ONE OF THEIR EYE LIDS. "YEP JUST WHAT I THOUGHT NOBODY HOME!" SHE GRABBED A PITCHER OF COLD WATER AND POURED IT ON THEM ENJOYING EVERY BIT OF IT TO. TWO PAIRS OF BLURY BLOODSHOT EYES GAZED UP AT HER. "LOOK EPH." ROLLING OVER ON HER STOMACH PONI BRACED ONE HAND UNDER HER WOBBLY HEAD. "XE WANTS A THREESOME, YA THINK?"

"EPH DIDNíT YA GIVE HER ENOUGH LAST NIGHT?" SMACKING PONI UP ALONGSIDE HER DARK HEAD. "COME ON STUD, WE HAVE TO GO TO POTATOHEAD, SOME WOMEN HAVE COME UP MISSING AND YOU KNOW BRIE THE DO GOODER AND WITH IT BEING HER HOME VILLAGE AND EVERYTHING." ALL SHE HEARD WAS GROANS FROM THEM. "OK, YA ASKED FOR IT!" YELLING AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS. "QUEEEENIIIIE, GET IN HERE!" TWO BODIES FELL OFF THE BED SCRAMBLING ON ALL FOURS FOR THEIR LEATHERS. "HMMMM, THAT WORKED GOOD. YEOWWW." RUBBING HER ASS SHE TURNED TO SEE BRIE STANDING THERE. "YOU YELLED?" PLAYING WITH XEíS WHIP WITH A MISCHEVIOUS GRIN, ONE EYEBROW RAISED. "BOY IíLL HAVE TO USE THIS SOMETIME, I LIKE THE EFFECTS!"

"GIMME THAT, IíM GONNA GO GET DRESSED, YOU CAN GET THEM MOVING!" AS SHE HEADED FOR THE DOOR BRIE SNATCHED THE WHIP OUT OF HER HAND. "OOOHHH FEATHERHEADS LOOKIE WHAT I GOT!" UNCURLING THE WHIP SHE SNAPPED IT, TWO SETS OF EYES POPPED.

"QUEENIE, I NEVER THOUGHT YOU WERE KINKY, WANNA PLAY WHIP THE PONI?"

PONI WAS DRAGGED TO HER FEET BY HER EAR WHICH A VERY PISSED OFF EPH HAD CLUTCHED IN HER HAND. "YOU SICK BITCH, COME ON WE GOTTA GO.

THEY HAD ARRIVED IN POTATOHEAD, AFTER XENA HAD TALKED TO SOME OF THE VILLAGE ELDERS, HER AND PONI STARTED OFF IN THE DIRECTION THAT THE WAGONS HAD GONE, AFTER 3 CANDLEMARKS OF TRACKING THEY HEADED BACK TO FIND BRIE AND EPH WHO HAD JUST COME FROM HER FAMILIES EMPTY HOUSE. "I GUESS THEY WENT TO VISIT RELATIVES?" REPLIED BRIE. "THANK THE GODS, AT LEAST I DONíT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT LILA BEING KIDNAPPED."

"KNEW WE SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT HORSES!" RETORTED XENA. "BRIE HOW MUCH MONEY DO WE HAVE?"

"DONíT WORRY ABOUT IT, IíLL GET US SOME HORSES FROM THE ELDERS, YOU AND PONI GET US SOME STUFF FOR THE ROAD!" PONIíS EYES SPARKLED, GIVING A TOOTHY GRIN TO XE SHE WINKED. "PONI DONíT EVEN THINK ABOUT GETTING PORT!" SAID EPH "YOUR NO FUN, COME ON XE, WE GOTS LOTS OF SHOPPING TA DO!" STICKING HER TONGUE OUT AT THE BACK OF EPHS HEAD SHE TOOK OFF RUNNING. "I SEEN THAT PONI!"

"DAMN SHEíS WORSE THAN MY MA!"

BRIE PICKED UP THE HORSES FROM THE STABLES, KNOWING XE WOULD NOT BE HAPPY ABOUT ONLY GETTING TWO, BUT THATS ALL THEY HAD TO OFFER. HER AND EPH HAD THE HORSES PACKED WITH THEIR BELONGINGS WHEN THE OTHER TO SHOWED UP.

"BRIE, THERE ARE ONLY TWO HORSES HERE!"

"I KNOW, IT WAS EITHER 2 HORSES OR 4 SHEEP TAKE YOUR PICK!"

"NO THATS OK, WE DONíT WANNA TAKE ANY OF THE MENS GIRLFRIENDS AWAY FROM THEM."

"THATS FUNNY, WE READY NOW THAT THE DARK AND HUMOROUS WARRIOR HAS HAD HER FUN?"

THEY HAD LEFT JOXER AT THE TAVERN TO AWAIT ANY AMAZONS COMING THAT WAY SO THAT HE COULD GIVE THEM A MESSAGE OF WHERE THEIR QUEEN AND REGENT WERE HEADED. HE WAS NONE TO HAPPY TO HAVE TO STAY, HIS DREAM WAS TO GET GABRIELLE TO LOVE HIM OTHER THAN AS A FRIEND. BUT HE HAD OTHER PLANES AND THEY INCLUDED HIS GABBY.

THE FOUR OF THEM TROTTED DOWN THE ROAD TOWARDS THRACE AFTER THE KIDNAPPERS, BRIE WAS IN HER USUAL PLACE BEHIND XENA, WITH HER ARMS CLASPED AROUND A SOFT LEATHER CLAD WAIST, ONE LARGE BRONZED COVERD SMALLER ONES, XE SAYS THAT SHE DID THAT TO KEEP HER FROM FALLING OFF, YEAH RIGHT! WHILE EPH ROAD BEHIND PONI ON THE OTHER HORSE. WITH ONLY TWO HORSES IT WOULD RAKE THEM LONGER TO GET TO THRACE, WITH HAVING TO REST THEM MORE WITH THE ADDED WEIGHT, BUT THE SAME WENT FOR THE KIDNAPPERS, THEY WERE PULLING TWO LARGE WAGONS WITH METAL CAGES ON THEM.

THE TWO WAGONS WERE PULLED SIDE BY SIDE, EACH CAGE CARRIED 6 WOMAN, MOST OF THEM HAD COME FROM POTATOHEAD THE REST WERE FROM OTHER PLACES. THERE BIGGEST CATCH WAS THE 4 YOUNG ONES FROM THE LAST VILLAGE, ALL HEALTHY AND STRONG BODIED. THEY WERE ONLY ALLOWED OUT OF THE CAGES TO TAKE CARE OF PERSONAL NEEDS EVEN THEN THEY WERE UNDER GUARD, AFTER BEING CAUGHT THEY LOST ALL THEIR MODESTY. LECHEROUS MEN THESE WERE WHO HAD THEM, ROTTON TOOTHED, RANCID SMELLING SWINE, EVEN PIGS SMELLED BETTER. THE 4 FROM POTATOEHEAD CLUNG TOGETHER THE OLDEST ONE WAS A SIMPERING IDIOT WHO CRIED FOR HER MOTHER THE WHOLE TIME. THE YOUNGEST ONE KEPT SHOOTING HER STARES AND PRAYING FOR LARENGITIS TO STRIKE HER BEFORE SHE LOST IT AND THROTTLED HER INSTEAD. "FOR GODS SAKE, SHUT THE HELL UP!" SHE SEETHED BETWEEN HER TEETH. "YOUR MAMMA PROBABLY GAVE YOU TO THESE CREEPS SO SHE WOULDNíT HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU WHINE!" BIG MISTAKE! SHE JUST CRIED HARDER AND LOUDER, THE BRUNETTE COVERED HER EARS, BLUE EYES SHOT DAGGERS AT THE WHINNER, UNLIKE HER OLDER SISTER SHE WASNíT ONE TO GIVE COMFORT EXCEPT TO FAMILY MEMBERS. SHE PRAYED SHE WOULD FIND SOMETHING IN THE LOOSE STRAW TO THROW AT HER. AFTER A COUPLE DAYS OF THIS THE WHINNER WAS IN A CORNER BY HERSELF WHILE EVERYONE ELSE STAYED CLEAR OF HER.

A RED CURLY HEADED GIRL CRAWLED OVER TO THE BRUNETTE. "L. HOW MUCH LONGER DO YOU THINK IT WILL BE BEFORE WE GET TO WHERE WEíRE GOING?"

"I FIGURE BY TOMARROW SOMETIME, I HEARD THEY SAY WEíRE GOING TO THRACE, WE MUST BE REAL IMPORTANT SINCE THEY HAVENíT TOUCHED ANY OF US!"

THE REDHEAD SIGHED. " I HOPE YOUR RIGHT L. I DONíT KNOW HOW MUCH MORE OF MABEL I CAN STAND BEFORE I KILL HER?"

BRIE HAD WOKE UP WITH HER HEAD CRADDLED AGAINST XEíS BACK, HER HANDS BEING HELD TIGHT BY A LARGER ONE, HUGGING THE WARM BODY SHE YAWNED. SLIDDING HER HANDS UP UNDERNEATH THE BRASS BREASTPLATE SHE FELT XE TREMBLE WHEN SHE RAN HER FINGERS ACROSS THE TOP OF THE LEATHER BODICE, RAISING GOOSEBUMPS ON THE BRONZE SKIN, SOFT MOANS COULD BE HEARD COMING FROM XE, PULLING HERSELF UP TO XEíS EAR SHE WHISPERED "XE, IíM HUNGRY!" THE WARMNESS OF HER BREATH AGAINST XEíS EAR PLAYED HAVOC WITH HER CONTROL. STUTTERING FROM THE EFFECTS SHE TOLD HER THAT THERE WAS DRIED MEAT IN THEIR SADDLE BAG.

"XE." STICKING HER TONGUE INTO HER EAR AND SUCKING ON HER EAR LOBE SHE REPLIED. "IíM NOT HUNGRY FOR THAT!"

"GODS BRIE, YOUR GONNA MAKE ME FALL OFF THIS OLD NAG!"

SHE CHUCKLED. "THATS OK AS LONG AS I END UP ON TOP!" TERRORIZING XE MORE SHE SLIPPED HER FINGERTIPS INSIDE HER BODICE GRAZING HARD NIPPLES. XE WAS WILLING TO FALL OFF THE HORSE ALL ON HER OWN IF BRIE WOULD CONTINUE WHAT SHE WAS DOING.

PONI AND EPH KNEW WHAT THEIR LITTLE QUEEN WAS DOING BY THE MOANING COMING FROM XE.

"PONI DID YA EVER THINK BRIE WAS SO BOLD IN THAT WAY?"

"IF YA MEANS LIKE US, NOPE! YA SURE SHE AINíT A REAL AMAZON EPH, BESIDES THE DANCING I MEAN?"

BEFORE EPH COULD ANSWER A LOAD MOAN CAME FROM UPFRONT.

"EPH, IF THEY KEEP THAT UP IíM GONNA FALL OFF THIS HORSE!"

A MISCHEVIOUS GLINT CAME TO EPHíS EYES. "DONíT WORRY MY LITTLE PONI." COVERING HER BREASTS WITH HER HANDS. " I HAVE AHOLD OF YOU!"

"OOOHHHH GODS, YA DO!"

FOR SOME ODD REASON THE HORSES HAD SLOWED DOWN TO BARLY A WALK AT THIS POINT. XE HAD SWEAT RUNNING DOWN FROM HER TEMPLES AND HER BREATHING HAD GONE RAGGED AS BRIE KISSED ALL HER EXPOSED SKIN, WHICH WASNíT MUCH WITH THE ARMOR AND ALL. XE TURNED HER HEAD AS BRIE CAME UP OVER HER SHOULDER, BRACING ONE HAND ON THE BREAST PLATE AND THE OTHER ON A SHOULDER GUARD. SHE CAPTURED XEíS LIPS, PLUNGING HER TONGUE INSIDE A WARM WELCOMING MOUTH SHE EXPLORED. XE LEANED BACK TRYING TO DEEPEN THE KISS AND ALMOST FELL OFF THE HORSE

EPH AND PONI WHERE WATCHING THE SHOW AS THEIR QUEEN TURNED THE WARRIOR PRINCESS IN TO A PUDDLE.

"WELL EPH I THINK THEY FORGOT ABOUT US, AND NOW I KNOW WHO WEARíS THE PANTS IN THAT HUT AND THEY AINíT XEíS!"

"HOW ABOUT OUR HUT LITTLE PONI?" EPH UNTIED PONIíS TOP RELEASEING THOSE DELICIOUS BREASTS.

"AAAHHHH....NOT.....MINE!"

XE WAS GOING CRAZY, HER TREWES WERE SOAKED THROUGH NOT TO MENTION THE SADDLE WAS GETTING SLICK, BETWEEN BRIE RUNNING HER HANDS UP THE INSIDES OF HER THIGHS AND KISSING AND LICKING THE INSIDES OF HER ARMS ALONG WITH EVERY AREA NOT COVERED BY LEATHER SHE HAD HAD ENOUGH, DROPPING THE REINS OVER THE HORN SHE PULLED BRIEíS LEGS UP OVER HERS AS SHE MOVED UP IN THE SADDLE PUTTING BRIE AGAINST THE CANTLE. SHE STARTED HER ASSAULT ON SMOOTH THIGHS, ROLLING HER HIPS SHE GROUND BACK AGAINST HER LOVER, AT THIS POINT BRIEíS BLOOD WAS PUMPING IN HER LOWER REGION, AT THE CONTACT OF LEATHER ON BARE NETHER LIPS. FUNNY HOW SHE FORGOT TO PUT ON UNDERWEAR. SHE MOANED AGAINST XEíS BACK, HER LITTLE HANDS JUST COULDNíT HELP THEMSELVES AS ONE PULLED THE LEATHER TREWES ASIDE WHILE THE OTHER CARRESSED WARM WET LIPS.

"GABRIEEEELLE.... PLEASE... PUT THEM IN!" SHE FELT 3 FINGERS SLID INSIDE OF HER GROANING SHE PUSHED AGAINST THEM. RUNNING HER HAND BETWEEN THEM SHE FOUND WET CURLS. "BY THE GODS XE YOUR SO WET!" BRUSHING HER FINGERTIPS AGAINST THE HARD NUB CAUSED XE TO GASP.

EPH HAD PONIíS LEATHER TOP COMPLETELY OFF NOW, HER NIMBLE LITTLE FINGERS SQUEEZING HARD NIPPLES, PONI WAS MOANING UP A STORM, BUT SHE DID NOT EXPECT THE NEXT THING. ONE HAND DISAPPEARED FROM HER BREAST, THEN EPH WAS GRAONING AS HER NIPPLES BRUSHED AGAINST SWEAT DAMPENED SKIN OF PONIíS BACK. BEING AN EQUASTRIAN TRICK RIDER, OK SO SHEíS HAD LOTS OF SEX WITH...I MEAN ON HORSEíS A LOT. EPH SLID AROUND AND WRAPPED HER LEGS AROUND PONIíS WAIST, RUNNING HER FINGERS INTO DARK TRESSES, SHE GAZED INTO CAMEL COLORED EYES. "I LOVE YOU PONI!" SHE PULLED PONI IN FOR A SOFT KISS AT FIRST, WHEN HER LOVERS LIPS PARTED SHE RAN HER TONGUE ACROSS THEM, SHE KISSED HER DEEPER, RECIEVING A MOAN FROM HER LOVER, BREAKING THE KISS PONI LEANED DOWN, TAKING A NIPPLE IN HER MOUTH SHE LOVED ON IT, THEN DID THE SAME FOR THE OTHER ONE, KISSING HER WAY UP SHE NUZZLED EPHS NECK. SUCKING ON THE TENDER SKIN UNTIL SHE RECIEVED A MOAN. BREAKING CONTACT SHE GAZED INTO PASSION FILLED BROWN EYES.

"I LOVE YOU EPH, MARRY ME!"

XE SLIPPED 3 FINGERS INTO BRIE, SHE ROLLED HER HIPS BACK GRINDDING IN SLOW RYTHYM AGAINST HER,WANTING TO DRAG IT OUT FOR AS LONG AS SHE COULD, SHE MATCHED THE GAIT OF THE HORSE. TAKING BRIEíS OTHER HAND SHE LICKED AND SUCKED ON EACH FINGER, CROSSING HER PALM WITH HER TONGUE SHE FELT BRIE THRUST AGAINST HER. BRIE KNEW ONCE SHE GOT OFF THIS HORSE SHE WOULD HAVE THE IMPRINTS OF ARMOR ON HER BODY, BUT AT THIS POINT SHE DIDNíT CARE. GRABBING ONTO THE BREASTPLATE SHE PULLED HERSELF CLOSER, PUSHING HER HIPS HARDER ON LONG STRONG FINGERS. THEY WERE BOTH CLIMBING HIGHER.

"BRIE....HARDER.....PLEASE!"

SHE PUSHED IN AS FAR AS SHE COULD, FEELING MUSCLES TIGHTEN ON HER DIGITS. SINKING HER TEETH INTO XEíS NECK SHE SUCKED LIKE A BACCHAI.

EPH WAS STUNNED. "WHAT DID YOU SAY?"

"MARRY ME EPH!"

SHE WAS ANSWERED WITH A SOUL SEARING KISS, AS THEY MOANED INTO EACH OTHERS MOUTHS EPH GROUND HER CENTER AGAINST HER LOVERS STOMACH, FEELING THE WETNESS PONI BROKE THE KISS. RUNNING HER FINGERS IN THE JUICES SHE BROUGHT THEM TO HER MOUTH AND LICKED THEM CLEAN, SHE THEN KISSED EPH SHARING HER TASTE WITH HER LOVER. STROKING HER LOVERS WET NETHER LIPS SHE FELT HIPS THRUST AGAINST HER, HOLDING 3 FINGERS OUT SHE FELT EPH IMPALE HERSELF ON THEM, LOWERING HER HAND SHE BROUGHT THEIR CENTERS TOGETHER THEIR JUICES FLOWED OVER HER HAND JOINING THEM AS ONE, BREAST TO BREAST THEY KISSED DEEPLY.

JOXER WAS HIS USUAL STEALTH SELF, BUMBLING THROUGH THE TREES BOUNCING OFF EVERYTHING WITH IN 10 METERS, FOR ONCE HE WASNíT SINGING THAT GOD AWFUL SONG OF HIS, THANK THE GODS FOR THAT. FAR OFF HE COULD HEAR WHAT SOUNDED LIKE SCREAMING BUT HE COULDNíT TELL, HE THOUGHT TO HIMSELF THAT HE COULD HAVE CAUGHT UP TO THE KIDNAPPERS. HE TOOK OFF AT WHAT WOULD CONSTITUTE AS A BULL IN A CHINA SHOP GALLOP. THE SCREAMS WERE GETTING LOUDER AS HE MOVED.

TOGETHER XE AND BRIE REACHED THE TOP, THEIR BODIES TIGHTENED AND TREMBLED WITH SPASMS ONE LAST THRUST FOR BOTH OFF THEM AND THEY WERE OVER AND FALLING WITH XENA SCREAMING "GABRIEEEELLLLLLE! MY... GODS! WITH THE LITTLE QUEEN FOLLOWING. "XEEEEEENAAA! AFTER HER BODY HAD CALMED DOWN SHE KISSEDHER WARRIORS NECK AND WHISPERED "I LOVE YOU PRINCESS." HER WARRIOR TURNED GIVING HER A SOFT KISS "I LOVE YOU TO QUEENIE!

EPH AND PONI WERE NOT FAR BEHIND IN FACT THEIR HORSES HAD STOPPED NOSE TO TAIL SO THEY WERE REALLY CLOSE! THEY WERE GRUNTING AND GROANING THRASHING TOGETHER. "OOOOHHH PONI, GODS IíM....POOOONIIII!" EPH WENT OVER THE EDGE AND CRASHED HER JUICES MINGLING WITH HER LOVERS. WITH THE LAST TREMMER OF HER BODY IT WAS ENOUGH TO SEND PONI OVER. "EPHIIIIIINNNNYYY! GRRRRR. SPASMS COURSED THROUGH HER BODY. "EPHIE YOUR.....GONNA...BE ...THE....DEATH OF ME...YET." COLLASPING AGAINST EACH OTHER, THEY NEVER NOTICED THAT THEY HAD AN AUDIENCE OF A CERTAIN WARRIOR AND LITTLE QUEEN. WHO WERE A COUPLE SHADES OF RED, NOT BECAUSE THEY HAD SEEN THE FINALE CLIMAX OF THEIR FRIENDS BUT BECAUSE THEY HAD FORGOT THEY WERE THERE! BOTH COUPLES WERE KISSING DEEPLY, THE WARRIORS SENSES LOST SOMEWHERE IN THE MOMENT, BRIES HAND WAS STILL BETWEEN HER LOVERS LEGS CARRESSING DARK CURLS. AND EPH AND PONI HAD THEIR BREASTS PRESSED TOGETHER WHEN A CRASHING IDIOT CAME FALLING ON TO THE ROAD AT THEIR HORSES FEET.

"GABBY, XENA! OOOHHH MY GODS....WHAT ARE YOU DOING? HE THEN LOOKED TO EPH AND PONI AND SEEN THE SAME, THEIR KISSING STOPPED, GROANS FROM ALL FOUR OF THEM WAS HEARD FOR JOXERíS WONDERFUL TIMING AS FOUR SETS OF EYES GLARED AT HIM.

"XENA CAN I KILL HIM?" ASKED PONI.

"I HEARD SCREAMS, I CAME RUNNING" HE WAS INTERUPTED BY LAUGHING. "THATS FUNNY GUYS WE CAME TO BUT WE WERENíT RUNNING!" REPLIED EPH. JOXERS LOOK WAS PRICELESS AS THE MEANING OF THE SCREAMS HIT HIM. "GABBY, YOU AND XENA, ARE....LOVERS?" HE WAS ANSWERED BY A TOOTHY SMILE FROM THE TALL DARK AND SATISFIED ONE. JOXERS EYES ROLLED BACK IN HIS HEAD, HE CRASHED TO THE GROUND IN A HEAP OF KITCHEN UTENSILED ARMOR. "WELL XE I GUESS WERE OUT OF THE CLOSET NOW! XE HUGGED HER LOVER. "I WAS NEVER IN THE CLOSET I WAS IN DENIAL WITH MY FEELINGS FOR YOU!"

"WHADYA WANNA DO WITH JOXER THE MORON?" ASKED PONI.

"LEAVE HIM, HEíLL BE OK!"

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