Disclaimer: The characters of Xena, Gabrielle, Cyrene, and Joxer belong to Renaissance Pictures and MCA/Universal Studios, blah blah blah. The story is mine, though. Other smart remarks which may, or may not be familiar belongs to Morrisey/Marr Songs Ltd.
Sex/Violence/Language Warning/Disclaimers: Rated NC-17 for raunchy dialogue, some language, and yes! Two grrls making sweet love. "Sex! They're having sex!" as Harry Kim would say. Oh yeah, and quite a few folks get their butts whupped. If this sort of thing is like, illegal where you live, then stop and turn back. If you're under 18, what the heck are you doin' here? Shoo! Go out and play! If it is legal and you are of legal age, and this sort of stuff bothers you, then you have one of two choices: one, take some time to re-evaluate your sexuality, or two: Get out! If ya can't handle the thought of Xena getting her hands up Gabrielle's-Whoa! HELL-o! Uh, sorry. Got a little carried away for a moment, there.
Spoiler Alert: This story takes place after IN SICKNESS AND IN HELL, before A GOOD DAY and tosses in some refs to SOUL POSSESSION.
Geek Alert: Yes, I like Joxer. Deal with it.
Notes: I came up with this right after I watched the final episode. I can't believe she's really gone. All this time and she has to die because of some STUPID accident?!? No, I ain't too fond of Akemi, either. Seems to me that she should be the one to stay dead. Besides, from what I understand about Japanese culture, the burden belongs to the one who set the events in motion. If it wasn't for Akemi...never mind that I felt that it was historically inaccurate, either. The Japa we've seen seems a little too many centuries ahead of its time, and another thing, the ancient name for Japan is NIPPON. Where do they get this Japa shit? And DON'T get me started on the mushroom cloud. Hey, here's a thought. I know I'm not the only one who thinks that this backstory doesn't make any sense, or really fits anywhere. What if, since Caesar corrupted the Loom in WHEN FATES COLLIDE, the entire space-time continuum got twisted. With me so far? And then, when Gabrielle burned the Loom, our grrls simply skipped over from an alternate timeline where all the Japa events NEVER HAPPENED. To prove my point, watch WHO'S GURKHAN? Where Xena is questioning the lady who comes from a land so far East, they call it The Land of the Rising Sun and it's obvious that Xena's never heard of it. IT WAS A TIME WARP, PEOPLE! Aren't you glad I'm also a Trekkie? Don't worry. I'll deal with that issue in another story...
Updated notes: Yes!!! I just found out they're making a movie! Whew! Glad I signed that petition twice...
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