made it this far have you? <bg> In that case I have a treat
for you having made it through my trick. Here are a few stories from
some bards who know how to tell a joke...
Annihilate! (Or, A
Faithful and True Account of the Thrilling Adventures of the
Galactic Super Squad, With Extra Helpings of Big Scary Aliens
and Some Gratuitous Sex, Hold the Anchovies) by
Smith and Jones by T. Novan and Advocate
con women are conned themselves and set out on a mission to give back
a lifetime of ill-gotten gains. In this off-the-wall comedy where
the insane collides with the divine, Delilah and Dixie figure out
that going 'straight' isn't as easy as it looks.
Huggers, Children & Broken Decoys...by Ali Vali
What happens when a star gazing, workaholic, gourmet
coffee drinker comes into an inheritance she wasn't expecting? Add
to that an annoying inspector that wants nothing to do with her at
first and you get the title to this story.