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A FRIEND IN NEED, INDEED
(First performed by Alex Tydings & Claire Stansfield at the Cherry Hill Convention XXX Cabaret Revue, August 25, 2001.)
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Xena & Gabrielle (thank god) because Friend In Need
SUCKED but MCA/UNIVERSAL is still stuck with them so there you go. If you
loved FIN and think Rob Tapert is some sort of visionary- then go get
yourself some help instead of reading this skit. This is my ending to the
plot contrived, lazily written, sloppy ender of what was once a really cool
For Alex & Claire cuz I dig 'em.
EXT. FOUNTAIN OF STRENGTH, MT. FUJI, JAPPA - ALMOST SUNSET
Gabrielle holds a pot of ashes lovingly, preparing to scatter it's contents into the mystical waters of the Fountain of Strength. As she opens the container, another pair of hands joins hers, putting the lid back on the pot,
gently pushing her away from the fountain's water.
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