INT. AMAZON TALK SHOW - DAY
The audience is filled with scantily clad women. Applause rings out and Ephiny enters, smiling.
The audience erupts in wild applause except for a lava-covered tornado in the corner. Xena and Gabrielle enter and take a seat.
Ephiny checks her watch, panicking at the amount of time still left in the show.
Calls of "koo koo" can be heard in the audience as well as "olay, olay oh la!" The big screen is fuzzy at first, then we see chaos.
Phil is suddenly beheaded by a rogue and we see a tight shot of his head.
Ephiny is shouting at the screen. Gabrielle is eating the bread and cheese display and Xena is blowing kisses at most of the men and women from Tartarus. Hades jumps in front of the Elysiacam.
Xena grabs Gabrielle by her bilious green sports bra and they exit. Ephiny stands alone on stage for a second then sits down in a chair.