INT. JERRY SPRINGER SET - DAY
The show is in progress. Other guests, all looking sullen and ready to fight, sit on stage.
Getting set for the next segment, a small blonde in a BGSB comes on stage. The audience whoops and hollers at her outfit. The woman carries a fighting staff, looking confused at all the whooping. Tentatively, she waves to the crowd.
A tall, striking warrior in leather and brass walks confidently onto the stage. The audience goes nuts at the sight of her.
Xena looks at Gabrielle who shrugs.
Gabrielle possessively grabs Xena's hand and holds it.
The cameras stop rolling and Jerry approaches Xena and Gabrielle. Quietly, he talks to them.
Xena stands, withdraws her sword and kills Urethra and Billy Bob.
Clovis, Shauntee, and Jane stand in mid-hair-pull, in mute shock, staring at the two bodies.
The cameras go off.
Jerry runs from the room. As do the audience and the others on stage.
Xena and Gabrielle are left alone.
They exit as we: