Full Figured Feelings

Angelina leaves me cold

Yet Barkin makes me quiver

Terri Clark makes me shiver

And Britney makes me feel old.

Oh those days of wanting youth

Of feeling firm virility

Artistry's fertility

Has me stick to love's sweet truth.

With their youthful skin pulled taut

And lives so free and simple

Narrow hips and bosom ample

No, their charms they pull me naught.

Give to me that life lived well

With ample meat upon it

And I will write a sonnet

Of how in love with age I fell.

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