I'm a mocha type, and that's okay
I drink my Pepsi, too.
I eat chocolate now and then
and mainline Java brew.
Yes, she's a bard who's very naughty, too she lives her leather wear.
She likes channelling Bill the Cat
and going on a tear!
She doesn't need no booze
and drugs give her a chill
she'd rather write erotica
and hang with dear old Bill
She smokes cigars and says they're okay
they give her such a rush!
Driven mad by all her 'gimme' kids
until her mind is mush!
Yes, she's demented, that is so true
just wacko to the core!
She's given sanity a try, so there,
and found it such a bore!
She only uses booze
and drugs give her no thrill
she'd rather live erotica
and sling poems with dear old Bill!
April 15, 2000