I never thought I would go one day;
I cant believe Im going,
but it seems Ill be at the Con in May
and my eagerness is growing.
Ive been a Trekker for thirty five years,
and still Ive never gone;
they seemed so silly, those conventioneers
dressed up like Spock or Khan.
Then a show called Xena sucked me in
I couldnt resist; I was hooked,
(Ive even dreamed shes tucked me in!)
and now my room is booked!
Im going to see LL and Renee;
Its gonna be really nifty.
While Im there Im sure Ill play
even though Im over fifty.
Im going to be there, thats the plan;
Yeah, Ill be in Pasadena,
Ill watch and enjoy, take it all in,
but I wont go dressed as Xena.