(for Phyllis aka WarriorNutcase)

I don’t worry when I go into a fight;

Gabrielle will watch my back

Even when she’s beyond my sight

I can always hear the THWACK.

She made her choice of weapon a staff

Because she does not want to kill

But the villains all swallow their boastful laugh

When they come face to face with her skill.

When she first learned to use her weapon

She would hit herself in the head,

But proficient now, she can just step in

And make bad guys just wish they were dead.

In protecting me, she pulls out all the stops

Any man who has faced this attacker

Pays homage to her, agrees she is tops

She’s the master of the Gabwhacker!

7/11/2000