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Don't be a Jerk... Look Like
Herc !!
Are you a XCV pound weakling
?
Have you always wanted
to look like a god ?
Then Look No Further
!
Salmoneus' Patented Chest Expanders,
Ltd. are now being made
available to the public for
the ridiculous price of just XX dinars !
Yes, that's right -- for ONLY
XX dinars YOU
can possess the physique
of Hercules, son of Zeus. You'll
never be bullied again !
Wenches will flock to bask
in your mighty shadow !
Here's what one of our clients
had to say:
"I couldn't even get a job as a village idiot
until I tried
Salmoneus' Patented Chest Expanders. Now
all the chicks want me,
my face has cleared up and my voice finally
changed.
Thank Zeus for Salmoneus !!" - Joxer the
Mighty
Don't wait another candlemark
- Tempus fugit !
If YOU
want to go from Jerk
to Herc...
Get your Salmoneus' Patented
Chest Expander today !!
Available from your local
purveyor of fine goods everywhere.
Price does not include delivery.
In those areas currently undergoing a shift in the
community power base due to
warlords, raiders or civil wars,
there may be an extra charge
due to widespread panic, property loss,
and the prevalence of rampaging
warriors to stampede women and rape cattle.
Salmoneus' Patented Chest Expander
copyright LXVI
No Refunds
We now return you to your regularly scheduled
adventure
Please comment to Nene Adams at wynna1@yahoo.com
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