Gummy Bears

"No I'm serious, Callisto was a bigger threat than Hope." Xena said laying down on the floor in their apartment laying down next to Gabrielle.

"No way! Hope was going to bring destruction to the world!" Gabrielle shouted back.

"Callisto could if she wanted to."

"But she didn't! Hope was just about to when *I* came and saved the day AND saved *your* life!"

"I had it covered!"

"Yeah Yeah sure sure!"

"You think I would take anything the Fates said seriously?"

"Well they did about your daughter!"

"Well, just that once!"

"And what about the time when you wish you had never became a warlord? The Fates said if you spilled one drop of blood that you would come back to being your old self again and they were right!"

"Well, two times!"

"You wish!"

"Well, maybe you did one heroic deed."

"ONE!?!?!? What about that time you got shot with a poisonous arrow? Or the time you got locked in jail trying to save the black wolf? And what about that time you broke your back and I went on a killing streak?"

"Well, maybe you did a couple heroic deeds." Xena said rolling her eyes.

"That's better." The Bard said.

"Out of all the great times we had together, which one did you like best?"

"When I had foot fungus and you had lice."

"Huh?"

"Hey, the warrior princess doesn't get lice everyday ya'know!"

"Hey!"

"Do you want something to eat?"

"What do we have?"

"Bubblegum, licorice, jellybeans and gummy bears."

"Okay!" Xena said running over to Gabrielle.

"I recommend the gummy bears." Gabrielle said putting a handful of each into a bowl and handed it to Xena and started making a bowl for herself.

"Yum! They are good!" Xena said putting one in her mouth.

"Lets see what's on TV!" Gabrielle said turning on the TV.

"Wrestling! Yeah! Look its the Rock! CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING!?!?!?!" Xena said doing her best impression.

"I like Scottie2Hottie!I can dance like him!" Gabrielle said as she stood up and started to dance like Scottie2Hottie.

"I bet I can dance better than you!" Xena said dancing up and started to dance.

"You wish!" Gabrielle said dancing even more. Pretty soon both girls were up and dancing to the WWF music when all of a sudden a gummy bear fell out of Xena's mouth and landed in Gabrielle's hair.

"Ewwww!!! Xena!!! Can't you keep your mouth closed? It's going to take forever to get this out of my hair!"

"Sorry Gabby! I didn't mean it! Here you can put gummy bears in my hair." Xena said handing Gabrielle a handful of gummy bears and putting her head down so Gabrielle can put the gummy bears in the back of her head. Gabrielle put all of the gummy bears in her mouth and spit them ALL in Xena's hair.

"GABBY!! I only put one in your hair! It's going to take me forever to get this out!" Xena said as she sat down and started to pout.

"I'm sorry Xena I don't know what happened! You can put more gummy bears in my hair!" Gabrielle said kneeling down and putting her head down.

"All right." Xena said sniffling. Xena put a huge wad of gum in her mouth and stuck it in Gabrielle's hair and smeared it around.

"XENA!!!!!! THIS MEANS WAR!!!!!" Gabrielle said jumping on Xena. The two girls started to roll around on each other. Gabrielle took her pop and poured it all over Xena.

"Oh YEAH!" Xena said taking her chips and started to throw them at Gabrielle. Gabrielle took the jelly beans and started to throw them at Xena. Pretty soon both girls were exhausted and were lying down next to each other.

"Xena." Gabrielle said turning to face her friend. "You're my best friend."

"And you're my best friend." Xena said turning away from Gabrielle. She put some gummy bears in her mouth and face Gabrielle started to spit the gummy bears at her.

"Xena! I thought our war was over!"

"That's what you thought!" Xena said throwing some more gummy bears at her. Gabrielle went into the fridge and began to throw the contents in there at Xena.

"Hey not fair!" Xena shouted trying to block everything Gabrielle threw at her.
"Fair? You want fair? " Gabrielle shouted getting the milk and pouring it down Xena's back.

Xena looked up at Gabrielle and shouted, "You shouldn't have done Gabrielle!!!!"

"I'm sorry..um..do you want a jelly bean?" Gabrielle said holding one up to Xena trying to calm her friend down.

Xena began to walk slowly towards Gabrielle and clenched her fists. She looked up and.."GOTCHA!!!!" Xena shouted as she fell down in laughter. Gabrielle joined her.

"Xena." Gabrielle said turning towards her friend.

"What?"

"I still think I can dance like Scottie2Hottie better!""

"You wish!"

"Oh yeah!" Gabrielle said turning on her WWF CD and put it on the Scottie2Hottie song and started dancing. Xena got up and started to dance also.

"Gabrielle, you're my best friend." Xena said again dancing to the music.

"And you are my best bud"! Gabrielle said as she and her best friend engaged in laughter as they were dancing to their favorite song.

~The End~

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