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Heheh...nice to see you around, James...heheh....having had three kids, I

can see this scenario...but you shoulda added a few...

Xena walks carefully back from the lil warrior's room...

G: You okay, honey? *just give us a sec, will ya?*

WL: Yeah sure, I have kids...*nods sagely* l know what it's like.

X grimaces in the warlord's direction then grumbles.

X: Oh sure....YOU would know what I'm going thru....ha! The water

retention, the bloated ankles, the morning spewing, the gas....not to

mention...

G: <cough> Erm...Xena? I think he gets the drift.

X: I feel fat, Gabrielle. Am I fat? I am, aren't I? Oh gods, why did I

even think I could get these old leathers altered? I must look like a huge

cow! *bursts into hormonal tears*

G: No, honey...no, you look....fine...really. *glares at wl who wears a

smirk*

WL: What! Whad I say? *swallows more wine and then belches* So, we gonna

do this or what? Let's get a moooove on, shall we?

G: Oh, what you said!! C'mon, Xena...I'll knock him senseless and you sit

on him.

X: I can do that....